# Quote — David Sedaris, Naked

> 'If I had one wish, I'd wish for an unlimited amount of wishes,' I said.
>
> She shook her head in a way that suggested she had heard this answer countless times before. 'Don't get greedy on me, Dave, you only get one wish.'

- Author: [David Sedaris](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris.md)
- Book: [Naked](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/naked.md)
- Page: 317
- Source: [Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/David_Sedaris#Naked_(1997)) ([CC BY-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/))
- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/naked/if-i-had

## More from this book

> that's the beauty of an art school: as long as you can pay the tuition, they will never, even in the gentlest way, suggest that you have no talent.

p. 238 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/naked/thats-the-beauty.md)

> My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of people who hate you for what you are and you're likely to turn into one of those unkempt, sloppy dressers who sag beneath the weight of the two hundred political buttons they wear pinned to their coats and knapsacks. I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

p. 251 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/naked/my-hands-tend.md)

> Because I was lazy, I'd adopted the philosophy that things just happen.

p. 222 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/naked/because-i-was.md)