# Quote — David Sedaris, Calypso

> After the desk clerk hands you your key, the bellman will grab your suitcase and ask, "So where are you coming in from today?" Like everyone else at the hotel, he doesn't really listen to your answer. His words are just a hook to hang a tip on. You could say you're from a town ten miles down the road or from another dimension. Either way, you get the same response: "You're a long way from home, aren't you?"

- Author: [David Sedaris](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris.md)
- Book: [Calypso](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/calypso.md)
- Page: 97
- Source: [Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/David_Sedaris#Calypso_(2018)) ([CC BY-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/))
- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/calypso/after-the-desk

## More from this book

> "Stay safe," a Starbucks employee said to me one morning. I was in a hurry to get to my gate, so didn't stop to ask, "Safe from what?"

p. 106 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/calypso/stay-safe-a-starbucks.md)

> Increasingly at Southern airports, instead of a "good-bye" or "thank-you," cashiers are apt to say, "Have a blessed day." This can make you feel like you've been sprayed against your will with God cologne. "Get off me!" I always want to scream. "Quick, before I start wearing ties with short-sleeved shirts!"
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> As a business traveller, you'll likely be met at your destination by someone who asks, "So, how was your flight?" This, as if there are interesting variations and you might answer, "The live orchestra was a nice touch," or "The first half was great, but then they let a baby take over the controls and it got all bumpy." In fact, there are only two kinds of flights: ones in which you die and ones in which you do not.

p. 96 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/calypso/increasingly-at-southern.md)

> Honestly, though, does choice ever come into it? Is it my fault that the good times fade to nothing while the bad ones burn forever bright? Memory aside, the negative just makes for a better story: the plane was delayed, an infection set in, outlaws arrived and reduced the schoolhouse to ashes. Happiness is harder to put into words. It's also harder to source, much more mysterious than anger or sorrow, which come to me promptly, whenever I summon them, and remain long after I've begged them to leave.

p. 90 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/david-sedaris/calypso/honestly-though-does.md)