"Why am I taking seduction advice from a man whose idea of foreplay is to slam coins on the table and shout… — David Gemmell

"Why am I taking seduction advice from a man whose idea of foreplay is to slam coins on the table and shout: 'Who wants to ride the big horse?'"

"Because he knows best, Tinker."

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