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  "text": "Ha ha! We are just poking a little friendly fun at Germany, which is famous for enjoying a good joke, or as the Germans say, \"Sprechnehaltenzoltenfussenmachschnitzerkalbenrollen.\" Here is just one hilarious example of what we are talking about:\n\nFirst German: \"How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb?\"\n\nSecond German: \"I don't know! How many?\"\n\nFirst German: \"Let's invade Poland and find out!\"\n\nMillions of Other Germans: \"Okay!\"",
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