# Quote — Dave Barry, Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

> But Nebraska was not always a bed of roses. When the first settlers arrived, they found a harsh, unforgiving place, a vast treeless expanse of barren, drought-parched soil. And so, summoning up the dynamic pioneer spirit of hope and steely determination, they left. But a few of them remained and built sod houses, which are actually made of dirt. Think about that. You can't clean a sod house, because it would be gone. The early settlers had a hell of a time getting this through to their children. "You kids stop tracking dirt out of the house!" they'd yell.

- Author: [Dave Barry](https://www.leafyquotes.com/dave-barry.md)
- Book: [Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need](https://www.leafyquotes.com/dave-barry/dave-barrys-only-travel-guide-youll-ever-need.md)
- Page: 87
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> Denmark (also called "Norway") is best known as the original home of the prune Danish as well as the Vikings, who wore hats with horns sticking out of them, and for a very good reason: they were insane.

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> We travel because, no matter how comfortable we are at home, there's a part of us that wants - that needs - to see new vistas, take new tours, obtain new traveler's checks, buy new souvenirs, order new entrees, introduce new bacteria into our intestinal tracts, learn new words for "transfusion," and have all the other travel adventures that make us want to french-kiss our doormats when we finally get home.

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> Vermont: See New Hampshire

p. 98 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/dave-barry/dave-barrys-only-travel-guide-youll-ever-need/vermont-see-new.md)

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