I can't imagine your complaint, sir. You trespassed in my home and placed a nasty welt on the skull of a dear… — Dan Brown

I can't imagine your complaint, sir. You trespassed in my home and placed a nasty welt on the skull of a dear friend. I would be well within my rights to shoot you right now and leave you to rot in the woods.

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