# Quote — Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code

> Chief inspector: I am here at the orders of the French Judicial Police. They claim you are transporting fugitives from the law on this plane.
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> Sir Leigh: Is this one of those hidden camera programmes? Jolly good!
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> Chief inspector: This is serious, sir. The French police claim that you also may have a hostage onboard.
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> Rémy: I feel like a hostage working for Sir Leigh, but he assures me that I am free to go.
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> …
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> Sir Leigh: Inspector, I'm afraid I don't have time to indulge in your games. I'm late, and I'm leaving. If it is important for you to stop me, then you'll just have to shoot me.
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> Chief inspector: Stop! I will fire!
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> Sir Leigh: Go ahead. My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow.

- Author: [Dan Brown](https://www.leafyquotes.com/dan-brown.md)
- Book: [The Da Vinci Code](https://www.leafyquotes.com/dan-brown/the-da-vinci-code.md)
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> Robert: Leigh, you lie entirely too well.
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> Sir Leigh: Oxford Theatre Club. They still talk of my Julius Caesar. I'm certain nobody has ever performed the first scene of Act Three with more dedication.
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> Robert: I thought Caesar was dead in that scene.
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> Sir Leigh: Yes, but my toga tore open when I fell, and I had to lie on stage for half an hour with my todger hanging out. Even so, I never moved a muscle. I was brilliant, I tell you.

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