Not long ago, I asked John what he was doing at the precise moment when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor… — Colonel Jack Jacobs

Not long ago, I asked John what he was doing at the precise moment when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. "Truth be told, my boy," John said, "I was in bed with a good-looking gal." I asked if he ever saw her again. "See her again?" said John. "She was my wife for sixty years!" Then he slapped his knee and bellowed with laughter.

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