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Chuck Palahniuk

Quotes

  1. We are God's middle children, according to Tyler Durden, with no special place in history and no special attention.

    Unless we get God's attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption.

    Which is worse, hell or nothing?

    Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved.

  2. The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly. The farther you run, the more God wants you back.

  3. It's Project Mayhem that's going to save the world. A cultural ice age. A prematurely induced dark age. Project Mayhem will force humanity to go dormant or into remission long enough for the Earth to recover.

  4. "Burn the Louvre," the mechanic says, "and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names."

  5. This was the goal of Project Mayhem, Tyler said, the complete and right-away destruction of civilization.

  6. How everything you ever love will reject you or die.

    Everything you ever create will be thrown away.

    Everything you're proud of will end up as trash.

    I am Ozymandias, king of kings.

  7. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.

  8. "Recycling and speed-limits are bullshit," Tyler said. "They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed."

  9. How Tyler saw it was that getting God's attention for being bad was better than getting no attention at all. Maybe because God's hate is better than His indifference.

    If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

  10. If you're male, and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And sometimes you find your father in your career.

  11. "Remember this," Tyler said. "The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life.

    "We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll all be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact," Tyler said. "So don't fuck with us."

  12. Like fight club does with clerks and box boys, Project Mayhem will break up civilization so we can make something better out of the world.