# Quote — Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

> After the caseworker told me about everybody in the Creedish district colony being dead and all, the first thing I did was start smoking. THe smartest things I've ever done is start smoking. When the caseworker dropped by to say rise and shine, and the only other surviving Creedish went south last night, then I sat myself in the kitchen and upped my suicide process with a good stiff drink.

- Author: [Chuck Palahniuk](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk.md)
- Book: [Survivor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk/survivor.md)
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- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk/survivor/after-the-caseworker

## More from this book

> The same way you might look at your leg cut off at the knee and not feel anything at first, maybe this is just shock. But I hope not. I don't want it to wear off. I pray not to feel anything ever again. Because if it wears off, this is all going to hurt so much. This is going to hurt for the rest of my life.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk/survivor/the-same-way-you.md)

> Everything we can do is wrong as long as we're still alive.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk/survivor/everything-we-can.md)

> You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching. You wonder, if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled?

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk/survivor/you-realize-that-theres.md)