# Quote — Chuck Palahniuk, Rant

> Though it was widely rumored that certain students abused medications designed to treat erectile dysfunction, legal counsel advised that no just cause existed for requiring students to submit urine for drug testing. Legal counsel cautioned that, though some tumescence may result from illegally obtained prescription drugs, the majority of genital arousal was naturally occurring and thus protected under the Americans with Disabilities Act."

- Author: [Chuck Palahniuk](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk.md)
- Book: [Rant](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk/rant.md)
- Source: [Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Rant_(novel)#Quotes) ([CC BY-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/))
- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk/rant/though-it-was

## More from this book

> The future you have tomorrow won't be the same future you had yesterday."

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> Andy Warhol was wrong. In the future people won't be famous for fifteen minutes. No, in the future, everyone will sit next to someone famous for at least fifteen minutes.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk/rant/andy-warhol-was.md)

> Most of Party Crashing was just us driving in cars, talking.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chuck-palahniuk/rant/most-of-party.md)