A sexually conflicted thirteen-year-old rattlesnake venom junkie with rabies. It's safe to say that's every… — Chuck Palahniuk

The future you have tomorrow won't be the same future you had yesterday."

Andy Warhol was wrong. In the future people won't be famous for fifteen minutes. No, in the future, everyone will sit next to someone famous for at least fifteen minutes.

Most of Party Crashing was just us driving in cars, talking.