Evie starts telling me about an idea she has for a remake of Cinderella, only instead of the little birds and… — Chuck Palahniuk

Evie starts telling me about an idea she has for a remake of Cinderella, only instead of the little birds and animals making her a dress, they do cosmetic surgery. Bluebirds give her a facelift. Squirrels give her implants. Snakes, liposuction. Plus, Cinderella starts out as a lonely little boy.

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