"To prove that I exist I must kill you....If you are, in fact, my continuing author, then killing you will… — Chuck Palahniuk
"To prove that I exist I must kill you....If you are, in fact, my continuing author, then killing you will end my existence as well. Small loss. Such a life, as your puppet, is not worth living. But if I destroy you and your dreck script, and I still exist....then my existence will be glorious, for I will become my own master."
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