# Lamb

- Author: [Christopher G. Moore](https://www.leafyquotes.com/christopher-g-moore.md)
- Quotes: 9
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/christopher-g-moore/lamb

## Quotes

> This book you've read is just a story. I made it up. It is not designed to change anyone's beliefs or worldview, unless after reading it you've decided to be kinder to your fellow humans (which is okay), or you decide you really would like to teach yoga to an elephant, in which case, please get videotape.

> You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know.

> When the oil of the lamp is used up the wanker shall light his own way to salvation.

> Oh to be young and in love (with 8 Chinese concubines).

> Sin is moist make a mental note.

> Your mother eats fungus from the feet of lepers.

> Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."

> If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
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> If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
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> If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
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> If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
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> All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
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> May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
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> May you find perfection, and know it by name.

> Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.