# Quote — Christopher G. Moore, Fool

> Regan: Smell him. He reeks of sex, like fish and mushroom and sweat, doesn't he?
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> Pocket: Aye, your honor, I'm sure I have an odor about me. I must confess, I was sans trou today in the kitchen, while awaiting my laundry. Bubble had left a casserole out on the floor to cool, and it did trip me and I fell prick-deep in gravy and goo- but I was on my way to chapel at the time.
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> King Lear: [To Pocket] You put your dick in my lunch?
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> King Lear: [to the bailiff] The fool put his dick in my lunch?
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> Regan: No, in your beloved daughter.
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> King Lear: Quiet, girl! Captain Curran, send a guard to watch the bread and the cheese before the fool has his way with it.

- Author: [Christopher G. Moore](https://www.leafyquotes.com/christopher-g-moore.md)
- Book: [Fool](https://www.leafyquotes.com/christopher-g-moore/fool.md)
- Source: [Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Christopher_Moore_(author)#Fool_(2009)) ([CC BY-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/))
- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/christopher-g-moore/fool/regan-smell-him

## More from this book

> King Lear: How hath my fool offended?
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> Regan: He hath shagged me roughly, against my will, and finished too soon.
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> King Lear: By force- Pocket? He isn't eight-stone on a feast day- he couldn't shag a cat by force.
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> Pocket: That's not true, sire. If the cat is distracted with a trout, then - well, uh, never mind.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/christopher-g-moore/fool/king-lear-how.md)

> King Lear: What is your name?
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> Kent / Caius: Caius.
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> King Lear: And whence do you hale?
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> Kent / Caius: From Bonking, Sire.
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> King Lear: Well, yes, lad as do we all.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/christopher-g-moore/fool/king-lear-what.md)

> Cordelia: You honor us, Fool. Did you hear rumors of small animals to hurt or were you hoping to accidentally surprise me in my bath again?
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> Pocket: I was lost, Milady.
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> Cordelia: A dozen times?

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