In place of my finger is a stump, a phantom digit that used to be responsible for the E, D, and C keys on my… — Chris Cleave

In place of my finger is a stump, a phantom digit that used to be responsible for the E, D, and C keys on my laptop. I can’t rely on E, D, and C anymore. They go missing when I need them most. Pleased becomes please. Ecstasies becomes stasis.

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