# Quote — Chelsea Handler, Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea

> It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.

- Author: [Chelsea Handler](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chelsea-handler.md)
- Book: [Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea](https://www.leafyquotes.com/chelsea-handler/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-chelsea.md)
- Source: [Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Chelsea_Handler#Are_You_There_Vodka%3F_It's_Me,_Chelsea_(2008)) ([CC BY-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/))
- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/chelsea-handler/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-chelsea/it-became-clear

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> Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

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> He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

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> The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue gun. I couldn't believe how much there was, and wondered how he had never heard of scissors, or--more appropriate for that kind of growth--hedge trimmers. I didn't understand what porn he was watching to not be aware of the trimming that was happening all across the world among his compatriots. I'm not a finicky person when it comes to pubic hair maintenance and I certainly don't expect men to shave it all off, leaving themselves to look like a hairless cat. That's even creepier then than seeing what Austin had, which could really only be compared to one thing: A clown in a leg lock.

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