Ven you’re a married man, Samivel, you’ll understand a good many things as you don’t understand now; but… — Charles Dickens

Ven you’re a married man, Samivel, you’ll understand a good many things as you don’t understand now; but vether it’s worth goin’ through so much, to learn so little, as the charity-boy said ven he got to the end of the alphabet, is a matter o' taste.

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