"'Sure, he likes you,' said Alec. 'You're heterosexual and have low expectations of father figures.' 'I think… — Cassandra Clare

"'Sure, he likes you,' said Alec. 'You're heterosexual and have low expectations of father figures.'

'I think they'll probably put that on my gravestone. "He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations."'"

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