"You don't know my father. He'll laugh in your face and offer you some money to mail my body back to Idris."… — Cassandra Clare
"You don't know my father. He'll laugh in your face and offer you some money to mail my body back to Idris."
"Don't be absurd-"
"You're right. Coming to think of it, he'll probably make you pay for the shipping charges yourself."
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