"Looks like a bite mark. What have you been doing all day, anyway?" "Nothing. I went walking in the park… — Cassandra Clare

"Looks like a bite mark. What have you been doing all day, anyway?"

"Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head."

"And ran into a vampire?"

"What? No! I fell."

"On your neck?"

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