# Quote — Carl Hiaasen, Chomp

> "Lady, do I look like a bleeping babysitter?"
>
> "He nearly died."
>
> "Yeah, because he's a fool. There's no known cure for that." (Chapter 6)

- Author: [Carl Hiaasen](https://www.leafyquotes.com/carl-hiaasen.md)
- Book: [Chomp](https://www.leafyquotes.com/carl-hiaasen/chomp.md)
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- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/carl-hiaasen/chomp/lady-do-i-look

## More from this book

> Raven sighed to herself. She was accustomed to working around Derek's enormous ego, but there were times when she felt like reminding him that he was basically a tap dancer, not a grizzled woodsman. (Chapter 3)

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