"Lady, do I look like a bleeping babysitter?" "He nearly died." "Yeah, because he's a fool. There's no known… — Carl Hiaasen

"Lady, do I look like a bleeping babysitter?"

"He nearly died."

"Yeah, because he's a fool. There's no known cure for that." (Chapter 6)

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