You see the great thing about madness is that it's all in your head. — Brandon Sanderson

"That could be solved," Siri said, "Perhaps it would help if you refrained from speaking when others are present. I think I should find you quite amiable in those circumstances."

"Surprisingly, it was in my mouth," he said, "I always forget to check there."

"I have a headache"

"You can't get headaches"

"So you're fond of telling me."