# Quote — Bill Bryson, The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid

> The makers of sneakers also thoughtfully pocked the soles with numberless crevices, craters, chevrons, mazes, crop circles, and other rubbery hieroglyphs, so that when you stepped in a moist pile of dog shit, as you most assuredly did within three bounds of leaving the house, they provided additional absorbing hours of pastime while you cleaned them out with a stick, gagging quietly but oddly content.

- Author: [Bill Bryson](https://www.leafyquotes.com/bill-bryson.md)
- Book: [The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid](https://www.leafyquotes.com/bill-bryson/the-life-and-times-of-the-thunderbolt-kid.md)
- Page: 34
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- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/bill-bryson/the-life-and-times-of-the-thunderbolt-kid/the-makers-of-sneakers

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