# Quote — Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods

> In the Smokies, over 90 percent of Fraser firs—a noble tree, unique to the southern Appalachian highlands—are sick or dying, from a combination of acid rain and the depredations of a moth called the balsam woolly adelgid. Ask a park official what they are doing about it and he will say, “We are monitoring the situation closely.” For this, read: “We are watching them die.”

- Author: [Bill Bryson](https://www.leafyquotes.com/bill-bryson.md)
- Book: [A Walk in the Woods](https://www.leafyquotes.com/bill-bryson/a-walk-in-the-woods.md)
- Page: 93
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- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/bill-bryson/a-walk-in-the-woods/in-the-smokies

## More from this book

> I bought a copy of the Nashville Tennessean out of a metal box, just to see what was happening in the world. The principal story indicated that the state legislature, in one of those moments of enlightenment with which the southern states often strive to distinguish themselves, was in the process of passing a law forbidding schools from teaching evolution. Instead they were to be required to instruct that that the earth was created by God, in seven days, sometime, oh, before the turn of the century. The article reminded us that this was not a new issue in Tennessee. The little town of Dayton—not far from where Katz and I now sat, as it happened—was the scene of the famous Scopes trial in 1925, when the state prosecuted a schoolteacher named John Thomas Scopes for rashly promulgating Darwinian hogwash. As nearly everyone knows, Clarence Darrow, for the defense, roundly humiliated William Jennings Bryan, for the prosecution, but what most people don’t realize is that Darrow lost the case. Scopes was convicted, and the law wasn’t overturned in Tennessee until 1967. And now the state was about to bring the law back, proving conclusively that the danger for Tennesseans isn’t so much that they may be descended from apes as overtaken by them.

p. 107 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/bill-bryson/a-walk-in-the-woods/i-bought-a-copy.md)

> Excuse me, but I just have to say this. You are more stupid than a paramecium.

p. 106 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/bill-bryson/a-walk-in-the-woods/excuse-me-but.md)

> “Virginia?” he said, as if I had asked him if there was anywhere local we could get a dose of syphilis.

p. 108 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/bill-bryson/a-walk-in-the-woods/virginia-he-said.md)