Betty White

“Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that — it's got to be funny.”

You don’t just luck into integrity. You work at it.

“If everyone took personal responsibility for their animals, we wouldn’t have a lot of the animal problems that we do.

“I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet.”

“Laughter keeps everyone feeling wonderful.”

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, nine if you’re ugly,"