Betty White

"Butterflies are like woman – we may look pretty and delicate, but baby, we can fly through a hurricane."

“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”

"You don't luck into integrity. You work at it."

“Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that — it's got to be funny.”

You don’t just luck into integrity. You work at it.

“If everyone took personal responsibility for their animals, we wouldn’t have a lot of the animal problems that we do.

“I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet.”

"Everybody needs a passion. That's what keeps life interesting. If you live without passing, you can go through life without leaving any footprints."

“Laughter keeps everyone feeling wonderful.”

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, nine if you’re ugly,"