Boniface — aka Cash Daddy — is an exuberant character who suffers from elephantiasis of the pocket. He's also… — Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani

My tender triceps started grumbling

For much of his young life, Kingsley believed that education was everything, that through wisdom, all things were possible. Now he worries that without a 'long-leg' — someone who knows someone who can help him — his degrees will do nothing but adorn the walls of his parents' low-rent house.

Although his position on the family tree could not be described in anything less than seven sentences, Odinkemmelu was introduced to us as our cousin.