"Because my spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places." — A.A. Milne

We can't all and some of us don't. That's all there is to it.

Isn't it funny

How a bear likes honey?

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

I wonder why he does?

"Good morning, Pooh Bear", said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning", he said. "Which I doubt", said he.